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April 24, 2011

Dealing with a BNP leaflet.

Being, as this blog is, a bastion of public advice and guidance, I thought it might be useful to provide a three-step guide to dealing with leaflets from the British National Party.

1. Read leaflet. This bit is very much optional. That said, I particularly enjoy their ‘No to crime’ policy. How very clever! Why on earth has no other party ever thought of that? Think of the zero-crime society we’d be living in if we’d all voted BNP in recent elections.

2. Set light to leaflet. This can be done in any way you choose. I personally prefer the traditional ‘match’ method. The use of petrol is generally advised against.

3. Wallow in self-righteousness, knowing that you have prevented the spread of Nick Griffin’s repugnant campaign of racism, xenophobia and enmity.

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