Boris Backer.

“Boris Backer? A blog? On the internet? Quickly – someone get me a computer.” – Boris

“Useful.” – Lynton Crosby

“Savage.” – Harry Cole

“I will be monitoring for any further slander. You have been warned.” – Lee Jasper

“A propagandist.” – Adam Bienkov

“Boris Becker has better political judgement than you.” – Anonymous commenter

“He calls himself a ‘liberal Conservative’. What an unexpected collocation.” – Lembit Opik